hi im lauren and im a dragon.

instead of getting their period girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month everyone wins 

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rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

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swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

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kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

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fabkebab:

if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u

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rosaparking:

who is down to f…………ocus on school

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